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Arrr, matey! Josh Hart be spillin' the beans, sayin' he was rootin' against a USA Olympian—'twas pure hate, I tell ye!

2024-08-16

Arrr, matey! Josh Hart, that scallywag of the Knicks, be confessin’ on a podcast, sayin’ he be cheerin’ against the speedy Noah Lyles at the 2024 Paris Games! Aye, a right curious tale from the court to the track, where the winds of rivalry blow fierce!

Arrr matey! As the good ship of American pride sails towards the 2024 Paris Olympics, young Josh Hart, a fierce guard o’ the New York Knicks, be feelin’ mighty patriotic 'bout Team USA—except for one scallywag! On a recent episode of the "Roommates Show," Hart shared his thoughts with his shipmate, Jalen Brunson. With a hearty laugh, he confessed he wanted one particular lad to sail home empty-handed. "I be wantin’ him to lose!" Hart exclaimed, as Brunson chuckled, suggestin’ he best keep his speech to himself. Turns out, the target of Hart’s jestin’ be none other than Noah Lyles, the American sprinter who took home gold but stirred the pot by claimin’ NBA players ain't world champions, arrr! Lyles made waves after his remarks about the NBA, causin’ a ruckus among the basketball crew. While Lyles basked in his glory, the men’s basketball team continued their winning streak, claimin’ their 17th gold in 20 Olympics. So raise yer flag, 'cause Team USA be sailin’ high, even if some pirates be throwin’ shade!

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