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Arrr! Lab-made grub be takin’ on Florida’s foolish law in a court battle, me hearties! Savvy?

2024-08-16

Arrr, mateys of Tallahassee! A California crew o' lab-grown fowl be settin' sail for the courts, takin' on Florida's new ban on their fancy meat! Upside Foods be shoutin' that the law be unfairly favorin' local scallywags. Fear not, they say, for ol' meat'll always have its spot at the feast!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to this tale from the sunny shores of Tallahassee. A swashbucklin’ company from the fair state of California, known as Upside Foods Inc., be sendin’ a cannonball o’ a lawsuit flyin’ at the new ban on their fancy lab-grown poultry! Aye, they be makin’ a ruckus over a law that forbids sellin’ and makin’ this so-called “cultivated” meat in the fine state of Florida.

The scallywags at Upside claim that this here law be breakin’ the sacred rules of the land, showin’ favoritism to local landlubbers over out-of-state buccaneers, which ain’t fair play, me mateys! Uma Valeti, the captain of this ship and a learned healer of hearts, declared at a grand conference that they ain’t lookin’ to steal the thunder from good ol’ conventional meat, fer that will always have a seat at the feast table, aye!

So, hoist the flags and batten down the hatches, for this be a battle o’ meat that’ll tickle yer funny bone and leave ye shakin’ yer head in delight. Will the buccaneers of Upside sail smooth seas, or be they destined to walk the plank o’ defeat? Only time will tell, savvy?

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