Arrr, the UN be shoutin’ for a wee pause to battle that scurvy polio in the Gaza seas!
2024-08-16
Arrr, matey! Just as the wise cap’n Guterres be soundin’ off, the healers o’ Gaza be spillin’ the beans on the first case o’ the dreaded plague in many a moon! Blimey, it seems trouble be sailin' in on the tide!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a jolly tale from the landlubbers of Gaze, where none other than Secretary General António Guterres, that fine sea captain of diplomacy, be makin' a grand fuss o'er the news! Just as the keepers of health in that sandy cove be shoutin’ out their tidings of doom, sayin' a cursed disease be rearin' its ugly head after many a year of slumber, Guterres be flappin' his gums, makin' public proclamation like a parrot on a shoulder! Arrr!