Arrr! Angel Reese be sendin' that scallywag reporter to Davy Jones' locker 'bout her fine, yet missin', glory!
2024-08-16
Arrr, matey! Angel Reese clapped the jaws o' a reporter prattlin' 'bout her grand feats after the Sky be takin' a right whuppin' from the Mercury, 85 to 65! First match after the All-Star frolic, and she be sayin’, “Naught to discuss, savvy?” Aye, a true captain o' sass!
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags, for I be tellin' the tale of one brave lass named Angel Reese, a rookie in the grand sea of WNBA! Upon the return of the league from its Olympic hiatus, our lass found herself amidst a fierce squall, as her crew, the Chicago Sky, faced a dreadful defeat at the claws of the Phoenix Mercury. Aye, it was a blowout, 85-65, but lo and behold, Reese still plundered a record-breaking haul of rebounds!With eight offensive rebounds, she set sail to a new franchise record, tallying a mighty 120 in her rookie season! But when the scallywags of the press sought to shower her with praises of records, she cut ‘em off quicker than a cannonball flies! “I don’t wanna hear about no record,” she proclaimed, shakin’ her head like a tempest-tossed ship.
In the end, our fierce pirate gal posted 11 points and 15 rebounds, but alas, the winds of fortune blew ill. Meanwhile, the legendary Brittney Griner returned to the fray, storming the field with a dazzling performance of her own. As the Sky and their rival, the Indiana Fever, chase the treasure of playoff glory, our lass’s spirit remains unbroken, for she knows true pirate grit lies in the heart, not just in the numbers!