The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the blazing sun’s fury be takin’ a breather, but fear not, me hearties, it’ll be back fer more!

2024-08-17

Arrr! In July o’ the year 2024, the air be a smidge cooler than the year before, thanks to the wanin’ El Niño beastie. But hoist yer sails high, matey, for the heat ain’t takin’ a break in the years to come!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the weather aboard our fair globe! In the fine month of July in the year of our Lord 2024, the air, it be a smidge cooler than the previous July. Aye, ye heard right! That pesky El Niño, that sea serpent of the skies, be slinkin' back into the depths, leavin' us with a wee bit o' respite.

But don’t be gettin’ too comfy in yer hammocks, ye salty sea dogs! For the winds whisper that this chill be but a fleeting fancy, like a mermaid’s song heard on a moonlit night. The stars in the heavens say the heat be comin’ back to roast yer pirate hides like a treasure chest left in the sun!

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