"Arrr! David Ortiz be singin' the praises of young Aaron Judge, sayin', 'He be a rare treasure, that lad!' Har har!"
2024-08-16
Avast, mateys! Aaron Judge be havin' a season fit for the finest MVP treasure! Even that ol' Red Sox scallywag, David Ortiz, can't help but tip his hat to the cap'n of the Yankees crew. Blimey, what a sight to behold!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of one Aaron Judge, a mighty slugger of the New York Yankees crew! This scallywag be impressin' even the legendary David Ortiz, who be cheerin' from the enemy ship, the Boston Red Sox. Aye, Judge be on the brink of claimin' his second MVP title in three seasons, threatenin' to topple his own record of 62 home runs from 2022!As the fates would have it, our boy Judge be hittin' higher than a crow's nest, sportin' an OPS of 1.174, outshinin' his previous glory! Ortiz be callin' him a “beast,” and who could argue, for this lad be packin' all the tools in his treasure chest!
In a stroke of genius, he blasted his 300th career homer faster than a ship sails on a brisk wind, doin' it in a mere 955 games—132 games quicker than the old record! With 43 homers, 110 RBIs, and a batting average that be sittin’ pretty at .333, Judge be leadin’ the league like a captain steerin’ his ship through a storm!
From a dismal .197 in May to a grand .388 since, Judge be risin' like the tide! Avast, the Yankees be in for a grand adventure this season! Arrr!