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Arrr, the Kremlin be claimin' the West be givin' Ukraine a cannonball or two to rattle Russia's cage!

2024-08-16

Arrr, matey! Word be from Moscow that a crafty scallywag close to Cap'n Putin be sayin' the dastardly West plotted Ukraine's sneaky strike on Kursk! Aye, it were the largest raid since the great sea battle of World War Two! The poor ol' bear be red-faced, he be!

Ahoy, matey! Gather ’round as I spin ye a yarn from the cold, windswept shores of Moscow! On the fateful day of August 16, a cunning aide of the mighty czar, Vladimir Putin, did proclaim that the dastardly West and their NATO scallywags be behind a crafty plot to send Ukraine’s bold lads to raid the Kursk region! Aye, they claimed this caper was hatched by them Yankee dogs, though the Americans be denying their involvement like a ship’s captain denyin’ he’s a landlubber!

This audacious raid, the likes of which be the grandest since the great hullabaloo of World War Two, kicked off on August 6 when a horde of Ukrainian seafarers did cross the border into Russia, catchin’ Putin’s crew with their trousers down! What a sight it must’ve been – troops stormin’ in like a tide of rum on a sweltering day, leavin’ the czar’s men lookin’ more foolish than a parrot tryin’ to fly!

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