The Booty Report

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Arrr, Kamala be squawkin’ ‘bout the treasure map of the economy—here be the booty ye need to know!

2024-08-16

Arrr, me hearties! Vice President Kamala, the fair lass from the high seas of politics, be spillin’ the beans on her treasure map for wealth! She be wantin’ to lower the cost o’ grub and potions, while settin’ sail to save the middle class from Davy Jones’ locker!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale of a fine lady, Vice President Kamala Harris, who strutted her stuff like a captain on the high seas in North Carolina! Aye, she unveiled her grand scheme—a mighty “opportunity economy,” as she be callin’ it. This be a treasure map fer the good folk of the land, aimed at fillin’ their bellies and pockets.

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