The Booty Report

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Arrr, Kamala be brandishin' a treasure map of gold doubloons—1.7 trillion in booty, and a curse on price gougers!

2024-08-16

Arrr, mateys of Raleigh! Vice President Kamala be settin' sail with a treasure chest o' $1.7 trillion in doubloons for the landlubbers! She be givin’ $25,000 to land hoarders and a hearty $6,000 tax break to keep the scallywags fed amidst the stormy seas o’ inflation! Avast!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a lass named Kamala Harris, who be struttin' her stuff in Raleigh, North Carolina. Just the other day, she be unveil'n a treasure map o' economic policies fer her first 100 days in charge o' the ship! And blimey, it be a mighty haul of $1.7 trillion in shiny handouts!

This crafty wench be offerin' $25,000 doubloons to help landlubbers buy their first cozy cribs. Aye, she’s throwin' in a tax break of up to $6,000 fer the lower and middle class scallywags as well. ‘Tis a bounty fit fer a pirate crew, but beware, the winds be blowin’ hot with inflation from the Biden-Harris ship!

To keep the grog and grub affordable, she be proposin' government price controls on groceries! Aye, ye can’t be havin’ yer shipmates starvin' whilst the captain be feastin’! So hoist the sails and brace yerselves, for this be the new course the crew be takin’. Whether it leads to calm seas or a stormy tempest, only time will tell, but one thing’s fer certain; it be a jolly good show on the high seas of politics!

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