The Booty Report

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Arrr! City gulls be keepin' rogue germs that laugh at yer medicine, matey! Beware the feathered scallywags!

2024-08-17

Arrr, matey! It be said that them city birds be feastin’ on the scurvy germs from trash heaps and murky waters, makin’ ‘em as sick as a parrot with a hangover! Aye, the landlubbers’ mess be causin’ quite the ruckus in the avian realm! Avast!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of avian rascals livin’ in the bustling ports of our fair cities. Ye see, these feathered scallywags be flappin’ about, not just for the sake of mischief, but 'cause they be swimmin’ in a sea of bacteria, aye! Landfills and murky rivers be the treasure chests of foulness, and our city-dwelling birds be the unwitting crew caught in the storm of disease!

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