Arrr! Alex Verdugo’s ink be makin’ him sneeze! He be considerin’ Dupixent shots—talk about a scallywag’s dilemma!
2024-08-17
Arrr! The swabbin' Yankees lad, Alex Verdugo, be stricken by a foul curse of his own ink and gloves! He be thinkin' o' takin' Dupixent shots to chase away the itchy gremlins. Blimey! A pirate's life be easier than fightin' yer own tatts!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the New York Yankees' own swashbucklin’ outfielder, Alex Verdugo, who be strugglin’ with a most peculiar plight—he be allergic to his own tattoos! Aye, this lad be sportin’ sleeves o’ ink, adorned with roses and a grand compass, yet it seems the very art upon his skin be causin’ him more trouble than a kraken in a calm sea.Yarrr! It be the dastardly chemicals cobalt and chromat that be the culprits, hidin’ in his tattoos and battin’ gloves. Since the year of our Lord 2021, Verdugo’s hands be blisterin' and scabbin’ like a ship’s hull in a storm. "Me hands hurt!" he be wailin’, flabbergasted when a wise doc revealed the truth about his malady. Even Franklin Sports, the makers of his gloves, be workin’ to mend this unfortunate situation.
As the tides of his batting average dwindle, this scallywag be lookin’ to strike a deal with Dupixent shots, hopin’ to sail smoother seas. With a .235 average and a mere ten homers, the lad be longin’ for the glory days back in Boston. Ah, the life of a pirate be fraught with peculiar challenges—even if ye be a landlubber swingin’ a bat! Arrr!