Arrr! Mazi Smith, the cowpoke, be a-skippen the fray after an itch ‘n scratch, chaos afoot in the preseason seas!
2024-08-17
Arrr, matey! ‘Tis a sad tale, for Mazi Smith, the stout lad of the Dallas Buccaneers, won’t don his armor fer the clash with the Las Vegas scallywags! Aye, he be stricken by a pesky allergy during his training, makin’ him as useless as a ship without a sail!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ye round fer a tale from the land of the Dallas Cowboys, where a fierce warrior named Mazi Smith be missin' from the skirmish in Las Vegas! Alas, the lad found himself in a tangle with an allergy, which kept him from donning his armor for the clash against them Raiders. Aye, the Cowboys be lookin' to avenge their narrow defeat against the Rams, but they'll be doin' so without young Mazi.This brave lad be drafted from the fair shores of Michigan, claimed in the first round like a prized treasure. Although he made a wee splash last season, his statistics be as meager as a landlubber's courage. Fear not, for he showed promise in the preseason, makin' three tackles in just 20 snaps. Yet, he now needs to recover from his pesky allergy before joinin' the fray against the Chargers!
Meanwhile, old Albert Huggins be makin' waves of his own, for he recently knocked down a Rams intern like a pirate swabbing the deck! Coach McCarthy be not pleased with such antics, callin' for discipline among the crew. And as if that be not enough, star wide receiver CeeDee Lamb be holdin' out for gold, causin’ quite the ruckus with the ship’s captain, Jerry Jones. Aye, what a jolly mess it be on the high seas of football!