The Booty Report

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Arrr! The high court be sinkin' Biden's scheme, sayin' no scallywags in the lassies' games! Savvy?

2024-08-17

Arrr matey! The Supreme Court be settin' sail with a 5-4 vote, tossin' aside Biden’s plea to shield the lasses from the swabbers in their privies! Aye, the decree from April be sayin' no to the buccaneers in the lassies' quarters! What a jolly ruckus on the high seas of law!

Arrr matey, gather 'round ye scallywags! The Supreme Court, that fine crew of legal buccaneers, be havin' a grand ol' debate on the matter of fair treatment fer lads and lassies who be claimin' their true selves! Aye, on a fateful Friday, they cast their votes, five to four, decidin' to toss aside the Biden crew's emergency plea that sought to enforce a rule protectin' transgender students under the mighty sails of Title IX.

This rule, issued back in April, be akin to a treasure map, clarifying that all hands should be treated equal on the perilous waters of education. But nay, it would’ve allowed biological men to waltz into women’s restrooms, locker rooms, and dormitories in ten states that harbor their own laws keepin' the peace. Aye, there be a ruckus amongst the landlubbers, as some folk be wantin' to keep their ships separate, whilst others argue fer unity on the high seas!

So there ye have it, a tale of law and order, of rules and rebels, all wrapped in the tangled nets of bureaucracy. The seas be choppy, and the crew be divided, but one thing be clear: this be a matter that’ll keep the taverns talkin' till the crack of dawn!

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