Arrr! Thailand's crew be choosin' a wee lad as captain, prepare for a raucous maiden voyage, matey!
2024-08-17
Avast ye mateys! The lass Paetongtarn Shinawatra, daughter o' that treasure-laden Thaksin, be claimin' the crown as Thailand’s youngest prime minister at a mere 37 years! Aye, what a ruckus! Mayhaps she be makin' the seas a bit choppier for the landlubbers! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale of politics and plunder in the land of Thailand! Just the other day, a spry lass named Paetongtarn Shinawatra, daughter o' the infamous Thaksin, hoisted the sails as the youngest prime minister. She be settin' sail right after the last captain, Srettha Thavisin, was tossed overboard by the court's cruel hand. Aye, it be a tempestuous sea of power struggles among the elite, and this lass be right in the eye o' the storm!With a hearty 319 votes, she’s now the second lass to hold the captain's wheel, and let me tell ye, it’s no easy voyage ahead. Her kin have weathered many a storm, and after their first defeat in two decades, they be makin’ uneasy alliances with the military. But fear not! Paetongtarn aims to chart a course to glory, though the economy be sinkin' and rivals lurkin' like sharks in the water.
In her first proclamation, she be sayin’ she’s ready to fight fer the future of her family’s legacy. With a simple meal of chicken rice post-victory, she be showin’ she’s no stranger to hardtack! But beware, young captain, for if ye fail to deliver gold to the folk, the People's Party be risin' up like a kraken! It be a perilous adventure, indeed, filled with treachery, but glory be awaitin’ for those brave enough to seize it! Yarrr!