Arrr! Tom Brady be throwin' shade at that scallywag Daniel Jones, chattin' ’bout his broadcastin' ways at Fanatics Fest!
2024-08-17
Arrr, the New York Giants’ captain o’ the ship, the quarterback, be catchin’ a stray cannonball from that scallywag Tom Brady! In some fanciful chat 'bout a fumble, he be lookin’ like a landlubber in a storm! Aye, the seas o’ the NFL be treacherous indeed!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the great Tom Brady, the future Hall of Famer, who graced Fanatics Fest in the bustling port of New York City! With ESPN's Stephen A. Smith beside him, Brady spun yarns of interceptions, specifically a certain Daniel Jones of the New York Giants. He jested, "What if that scallywag throws an interception?" The crowd erupted in laughter, and Brady, realizing the jest, backtracked like a ship caught in a squall."I didn't mean to throw shade, I swear on me boots!" he bellowed, "Maybe just a smidge!" The duo then plotted Brady's course for the broadcasting seas, with the legend swearing he'd steer clear of harsh words. "That was horrid!" he mused, but quickly realized, "Nay, I can't be spillin' that on the airwaves!" Stephen pressed, "Why not?" to which Brady replied, "Well, there be families watchin'! I don't want to sink a lad's spirit!"
Ah, but let us not forget the Giants—those pesky rapscallions who’ve bested Brady in the Super Bowl not once, but twice! As Jones prepares for his sixth season with a patchy record of injuries and interceptions, one can't help but wonder: Will he turn the tide or walk the plank? Only time shall tell, me mateys!