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Arrr, ye scallywags! The seafarin' sage be spillin' secrets on which captains to plunder and which to shun this season!

2024-08-17

Arrr, as the fantasy football seas be stirrin’ once more, ol’ Matthew Berry be settin’ his sights on a sprightly rookie quartermaster to plunder, while givin’ the cold shoulder to a seasoned sea dog best left in Davy Jones’ locker for the 2024 voyage!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer the winds o' fortune be blowin' in the realm o' fantasy football draftin'! The grand Matthew Berry, a seafarin’ sage o’ the gridiron, has set sail at the Fanatics Fest, sharin' his wisdom like a seasoned captain navigatin' treacherous waters.

This here landlubber be claimin’ that ye best keep a weathered eye on them rushin' quarterbacks! Aye, he be particularly keen on a young swab named Jayden Daniels, the rookie from the Washington Commanders. "This lad be possessin' the speed of a thousand ship sails!" Berry declares, havin' spotted 2,000 yards of rushin’ prowess in his last two voyages at LSU. He be likenin' him to that scallywag Kyler Murray, who soared into the top ranks under the watchful gaze of Kliff Kingsbury.

But beware, me mates! Berry be warnin’ against raisin' the Jolly Roger for Justin Herbert this year. With his crew o’ receivers all but sunk, and a new captain, Jim Harbaugh, favorin' the ground game, it be a rocky voyage ahead for Herbert. So chart yer course wisely, and may yer fantasy ship sail smoothly through the stormy seas of draft season!

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