Arrr, the seas be callin' for wise treasure maps, but Harris be tossin' out mere trinkets and baubles!
2024-08-18
Ahoy mateys! VP Kamala Harris regaled us with words on Friday, hopin’ to charm the crew 'bout her grand plans fer the economy. But alas, she tossed away the chance, spinnin’ tales of fancy tricks instead! The scallywags be grumblin' still ‘bout pricey grub and Big Macs that cost a king's ransom!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout Vice President Kamala Harris and her recent oration on the tempestuous seas of our economy. Aye, she had the chance to chart a course for prosperity, but instead, she tossed about like a ship in a squall, favorin' populist tricks over a sturdy plan!The good folk of America be feelin' the pinch, frettin' over the gold they be spendin' on meager grub, lofty lodgings, and even them $5.29 Big Macs! Arrr, one can hardly believe it! Though the inflation tide has eased up a tad since the summer of 2022, the common sailor still be worried about the treasure in their coffers dwindle away.
Instead of hoistin' the sails of solid proposals to steer the ship toward calmer waters, Harris opted for a jolly jig of catchy phrases and flashy promises. 'Tis a fine time for a captain to rally the crew, but alas, she be dancing on the deck while the ship be a-sinking! So, me mateys, we be left wonderin’ if we’ll ever find the treasure map to a prosperous future or be left marooned on the isle of unmet hopes!