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Arrr, Taylor Lorenz from the Washington Post be sayin’ Biden’s “war criminal” jibe be just a cheeky meme, aye!

2024-08-18

Arrr, matey! Taylor Lorenz be shiftin' her tale like a ship in a storm! She once called Biden a "war criminal," but now she claims it be edited. But lo! A snapshot reveals her grinnin' with him at a White House shindig, captioned with "war criminal" and a sad face! Blimey!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of a scribe named Taylor Lorenz, who be settin' sail on a stormy sea o' social media mischief! This landlubber, known far and wide as a column-writin' fiend for the illustrious Washington Post, caught the winds of controversy when she claimed her post callin' President Biden a "war criminal" had been tampered with, like a scallywag changin' his ship’s flag!

The tale took a twist when the New York Post's own Jon Levine uncovered a jolly ol' screenshot of her snap, taken at a White House shindig, where the President be lurkin' in the background like a ghostly specter of politics. With a frowny face as her trusty flag, she declared Biden a "war criminal," causin' quite the ruckus in the digital taverns!

When confronted, Lorenz shot back with a scoff, exclaimin', "Ye landlubbers will swallow any foolish edit, won’t ye?" Aye, it be a fine mess she got herself into, windin' up with her sails all askew! So hoist yer tankards, me hearties, for in the great sea of online discourse, one ne'er knows what waves o' folly may come crashin' ashore! Yarrr!

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