Arrr, what becometh of that scallywag Candace Owens, eh? Did she sail off into the sunset or walk the plank?
2024-08-18
Arrr, matey! Candace Owens, the lass who be flyin' the flag of young conservatism, amassed a fleet o' followers and parleyed with the likes of Trump, she did. But lo! After jumpin' ship from the Daily Wire, she be spoutin' tales that Stalin be a Jewish pirate in a secret crew! Avast!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a lass named Candace Owens, who be the toast of the conservative seas these past five years! Aye, she be a bonnie lass with a tongue as sharp as a cutlass, raking in a hoard o’ followers quicker than a pirate finds gold. She be headlining the grandest gatherings of the Right, rubbin’ elbows with notable scallywags like the former captain of the U.S. ship, Donald Trump!But lo and behold! A storm be brewin' since she set sail from the Daily Wire earlier this year. In a recent parley, she be spoutin’ some wild tales, claimin' that the infamous Joseph Stalin be of Jewish kin, conspirin’ with a cabal no less! Aye, it be a twist more perplexin' than a treasure map written in riddles! What be the lass thinkin’? Methinks she be steerin’ her ship into murky waters, where the krakens of controversy dwell!