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Arrr, what becometh of that scallywag Candace Owens, eh? Did she sail off into the sunset or walk the plank?

2024-08-18

Arrr, matey! Candace Owens, the lass who be flyin' the flag of young conservatism, amassed a fleet o' followers and parleyed with the likes of Trump, she did. But lo! After jumpin' ship from the Daily Wire, she be spoutin' tales that Stalin be a Jewish pirate in a secret crew! Avast!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a lass named Candace Owens, who be the toast of the conservative seas these past five years! Aye, she be a bonnie lass with a tongue as sharp as a cutlass, raking in a hoard o’ followers quicker than a pirate finds gold. She be headlining the grandest gatherings of the Right, rubbin’ elbows with notable scallywags like the former captain of the U.S. ship, Donald Trump!

But lo and behold! A storm be brewin' since she set sail from the Daily Wire earlier this year. In a recent parley, she be spoutin’ some wild tales, claimin' that the infamous Joseph Stalin be of Jewish kin, conspirin’ with a cabal no less! Aye, it be a twist more perplexin' than a treasure map written in riddles! What be the lass thinkin’? Methinks she be steerin’ her ship into murky waters, where the krakens of controversy dwell!

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