Arrr! Families o' trans young scallywags be takin' New Hampshire's landlubbers to court over sportin' shenanigans!
2024-08-18
Arrr, just a moon’s turn after New Hampshire tossed the scallywags of trans folk from the sports deck of grades five through twelve, two brave lads of the sea be settin' sail on a lawsuit to claim their rightful place in the game! Aye, what a merry hullabaloo!
Avast ye hearties! Gather ‘round fer a tale of two lassies from the fair shores of New Hampshire, where the winds of change be blowin' fierce! Young Parker and Iris, both claimin' the mantle of girlhood, be takin' on the state’s latest decree that keeps ‘em from joinin' the girls' teams in high school sports. Aye, they’ve been diagnosed with gender dysphoria, feelin’ a wee bit out o' sorts with what the sea gods bestowed upon ‘em at birth.The law, signed by the Governor, says they must swab the deck based on the old birth certificates, makin’ it sound like a pirate’s code! But our brave lassies be thinkin’ this be unfair and seekin’ justice in the courts, claimin’ it be a violation of their rights, just like a scallywag stealin’ yer treasure!
Parker longs to play soccer with her mates once more, sayin’, “It be where I feel me heart sing!” Meanwhile, Iris says, “I be a girl, and I deserve the same chances as landlubber girls!” They’ve been takin’ potions to halt their bodies from makin' changes they don’t fancy. Yet, the winds of politics be blowin’ against ‘em, as many a state be puttin’ up rough seas for transgender rights. Will they conquer the waves or walk the plank? Only time will tell, mates!