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Arrr! Livvy Dunne an' Alix Earle be decked out like their swashbucklin' sports lads at the jolly Fanatics Fest!

2024-08-18

Arrr, mateys! At Fanatics Fest, the fair maidens Livvy Dunne and Alix Earle donned the garb of their beaus, Paul Skenes and Braxton Berrios! A jolly sight to see the lasses prance about in their lad’s attire—who knew love could be so comical, eh? Avast, what a spectacle!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ye round as I be tellin' ye a tale of two fine lads, Paul Skenes and Braxton Berrios, who be absent from the grand Fanatics Fest this week, leavin' their loyal fans adrift! Arrr, the MLB rookie and the NFL wide receiver be busy in their battlin’ seas of sportin’ endeavors!

But fret not! Their fiercest supporters, their own lassies, donned their uniforms sharper than a cutlass! Livvy Dunne, sweet on Skenes, and Alix Earle, pining for Berrios, made quite the splash dressed to the nines in all-white garb, complete with helmets and even a mustache fit for a captain!

As the swashbucklin’ festivities unfolded, these lasses took to the MLB exhibit, swingin’ bats with gusto, though not quite matchin’ Skenes’ 100 mph cannonballs! Oh, how they did strut their stuff in the City of New York, headin’ to the fanciful 40/40 Club, and even joinin’ a panel on women in the sportin’ realm!

So raise yer tankards to these buccaneers of fandom, keepin’ the spirit alive in the absence of their sea-farin’ heroes! The inaugural Fanatics Fest sailed off into the sunset, but the laughter o' these two lasses be echoing through the halls!

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