Arrr, a scallywag gridiron matey be nabbed for dousing a poor soul with his golden treasure mid-flight!
2024-08-18
Arrr, matey! Gosder Cherilus, the 17th treasure snagged in the 2008 NFL Draft, found himself in a spot o' bother! On a flying vessel, he be caught dousing a fellow sailor like a scallywag! Aye, 'tis a fine tale for the tavern, that one!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a former gridiron warrior, one Gosder Cherilus, who once basked in the glory of the NFL. This scallywag found himself in a pickle aboard a Delta vessel bound fer the fair shores of Dublin, where he did commit a most foul act: he relieved himself upon an unsuspectin' passenger! Arrr, what a sight that must’ve been!The wretched crew, spooked by his unruly antics, turned the ship ’round and sailed back to Logan Harbor in Boston. There, the foul-mouthed matey was seized by the local constabulary for disorderly conduct. Aye, Delta Airlines declared, “We tolerate no such shenanigans!” and apologized to the other passengers for the interruption in their voyage. The blokes and lasses were then shuffled onto another craft to chase their dreams o’er the sea.
Once a mighty offensive lineman, Cherilus had starred in the NFL, but alas, his career led to a splashy end in court rather than on the field. With a record of glory turned to a tale of woe, let this be a lesson to all ye who dare misbehave above the clouds! Arrr, mayhap next time he’ll keep his treasure aboard!