Arrr, Kai Trump be settin' sail for Miami's golf course, shoutin’, “I be more than thrilled, matey!”
2024-08-18
Arrr, me hearties! Young Kai Trump, the eldest lass o' the former captain o' the ship Trump, be shiverin' her timbers with a promise to swing her clubs fer the University o' Miami! Aye, may the winds guide her putts and the seas be calm!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of young Kai Trump, daughter of Don Jr., who be makin' waves in the world o' golf! On a fine Sunday, she declared her intentions to swing clubs at the esteemed University of Miami, shoutin' her excitement like a parrot on a sunny day!This sprightly lass, aged but 17, be givin' thanks to her kin—her mum Vanessa and dad Don, bless their seafarin' hearts! With a hearty shout-out to her crew for steer'n her towards this grand opportunity, she took to the magical scroll of Instagram to share her joy. She even tipped her feathered hat to the ol' sea dog himself, her Grandpa! Aye, he be gettin' her on some fine fairways!
At a raucous gathering, she regaled the crowd with tales of callin' her grandpa during school, chasin' dreams while he shared his golf escapades. And when trouble befell him, she stood steadfast, proclaiming her love for the old salt, who be fightin' the good fight for their nation.
So hoist yer flags for young Kai, the future golfin' buccaneer, ready to represent her colors and make a splash at Miami! Gooo Canes, aye! Arrr!