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Arrr! Foul winds blow as the FBI chains a councilman for spoutin’ tales of Jewish scallywags meddlin’ with the climate!

2024-08-19

Arrr! The FBI be snatchin' a scallywag city councilman in D.C. on Sunday, though the tale be as foggy as a sailor's hangover! Council President Phil Mendelson be spillin' the beans that Trayon White Sr. got nabbed at two bells! The plot thickens like a bowl o' grog, matey!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news from the treacherous waters of Washington, D.C.! A scallywag named Trayon White Sr., a councilman in the realm of the city, found himself in a right pickle this past Sunday. Aye, it be true! The black-suited gents of the FBI be layin’ hands on him around the hour of two bells, and the wind be whisperin’ that the circumstances be as murky as a sea fog.

City Council President Phil Mendelson be the one spillin’ the beans, claimin’ he’s spoken to a crew of mateys, but alas, no one be knowin’ the full tale yet! “I be anxious fer more details,” he declared, rubbin’ his chin like a thoughtful captain lost in the stars. “Ye all know as much as I know,” he lamented, as if he just spotted a ghost ship on the horizon.

So here we be, left wonderin’ what kind of mischief this councilman got himself into! Whether it be a treasure hunt gone awry or some other dastardly deed, only the tides of time shall reveal the truth! In the meantime, keep yer spyglasses handy and prepare fer a hearty chuckle at this political high seas adventure!

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