The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Western buccaneers be tightenin' their grips on the Russian treasure chest, savvy?"

2024-08-19

Ahoy, matey! Fer some landlubber companies in the Russian seas, bein’ virtuous be as senseless as a fish on dry land! SLB, the mightiest of oilfield swabs, be castin’ nets for a thousand scallywags since December, while rivals scurried away like cowards after the Ukraine clash! Arrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I’ve a tale to tell of the high seas o’ commerce, where the winds of morality blow as wild as a tempest! In the treacherous waters of Russia, the grand galleon SLB, a behemoth in the oilfield service world, be settin’ sail to expand its empire! Aye, since the winter solstice, they’ve been throwin’ out a bounty of 1,000 job ads, as if searchin’ for a crew to man their ship o’ riches!

While other American buccaneers, fearin’ the wrath of the world after the Ukraine fracas, scuttled their ships and sold their treasures to local scallywags, ol’ SLB be chartin’ a different course! They be registerin’ new trademarks like a pirate claimin’ new lands, and showin’ no signs of abandonin’ their Russian ports. Aye, it be a curious thing indeed, as they sail on, unfazed by the stormy waves of public scorn!

So, I ask ye, mateys, what say ye of this? Is it a bold venture of a savvy captain, or a foolish folly navigatin’ the treacherous tides of morality? One thing be certain: the seas of business be as unpredictable as the life of a pirate on the hunt for gold!

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