Arrr! Microsoft’s Recall be still a ghost ship on Windows 11 – be the AI privacy beast finally meet Davy Jones?
2024-08-19
Arrr, be the dark clouds o’ Windows 11’s Recall privacy curse finally liftin’? Apologies to ye, Microsoft, but I be hopin’ fer calm seas ahead! Let’s hoist the sails o’ privacy, mateys, and steer clear o’ them scallywag leaks! Aye!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer the tale of Microsoft's grand folly known as Recall! This cunning contrivance was meant to be the jewel in the crown of Windows 11, a right fine feature for finding lost treasures like documents and web pages. But alas, it be still MIA, two moons past its promised launch!Picture this: ol' Microsoft, promise in hand, claimed Recall would act like a photographic memory, snapping yer screen every few seconds to keep track of yer every move. Aye, sounds useful, but many a pirate raised a brow at the thought of their precious privacy bein' invaded! With whispers of hackers and data breaches, the crew was less than keen on having their screens photographed like some scallywag's mug!
When the Copilot+ PCs set sail in June, lo and behold, Recall was nowhere to be found, leaving the makers to awkwardly mumble about a missing feature that had caused quite the ruckus! Microsoft, like a ship lost at sea, has gone mum about when Recall might finally dock in the harbor, leavin' many to wonder if it has been buried alongside other flops like Clippy and Zune!
In the end, it seems Recall was just another case of a solution lookin’ fer a problem, a treasure map with no X to mark the spot! Yarrr! Let’s hope it finds its way or be forgotten like a shipwreck on the ocean floor!