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“Arrr! Climate’s new scallywag: Lightning be striking down the landlubbers! Best keep yer hats on, mateys!”

2024-08-19

Arrr, in the wilds of India, tempestuous skies be claimin’ thousands o’ souls each year! With brains as empty as a rum barrel and no proper shields, these landlubbers be in peril! And with climate change stirrin’ the pot, lightning be striking more often than a scallywag at sea!

Arrr, matey! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve a yarn about the land o' India, where the skies be stormy and the troubles be many! Aye, it be a place where thunder roars louder than a kraken in a fit o' rage, and the poor souls be caught unawares, with naught but their wits to save ‘em from the wrath of Mother Nature!

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