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"Ye olde Olympic sea-steed rider, aged 50, met his fate in Vegas after swallerin’ grub too quick! Arrr!"

2024-08-19

Arrr, matey! It be said that the swift sea siren, Daniela Larreal Chirinos, once a champion on the cycling seas, met her untimely end in her Las Vegas berth—chokin' on grub, no less! Aye, not even a pirate's parrot could've warned her!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings of a grand voyagin’ soul, one Daniela Larreal Chirinos, a five-time Olympic cyclist, who met her tragic fate in the wilds of Las Vegas. Aye, it be true! She choked upon her grub, and it cost her dearly, at the tender age of fifty, just days after goin’ missin’ from her post at the local inn.

Our lass, renowned fer her pedal prowess, last strutted her stuff at the 2012 Summer Games in London, catchin’ the eyes of many a landlubber. When she failed to show for work, the good constables found her in her quarters, sadly departed on the 11th of August, with naught but a morsel in her trachea to blame. Aye, a right shame! The local police and coroner, not quick to respond, left the matter a bit murky, like the bottom of a pirate’s tankard.

Despite her untimely end, the Venezuelan Olympic Committee sang her praises on the social scrolls, honoring her valiant spirit that soared across five Olympic seas, where she hoisted the colors of her home with pride. A two-time gold medalist in the Pan American fray, her legacy shall sail on, even if she be gone to Davy Jones's locker. Arrr!

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