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Arrr! Biden be settin’ sail on a scheme fer landlubber mates of US folk to join the crew!

2024-08-19

Arrr, matey! Young Miguel Aleman, just a sprightly 39, sailed from Mexico to the States at the tender age of four. Now he be joinin’ the ranks of landlubbers hopin’ to snag a citizenship treasure through Biden’s shiny new scheme. Aye, politics be a raucous sea before the Nov. 5 battle!

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I’ve a tale to spin of a swab named Miguel Aleman, a lad of 39 years who sailed from the shores of Mexico at the tender age of four. Aye, this scallywag be amongst the throngs of landlubbers seekin’ a fair passage to citizenship through a shiny new program bein’ unfurled by that landlocked captain, President Joe Biden, come Monday mornin’.

Aye, this be no mere trick o' the tide! Nay, it be one of the grandest schemes from the Democratic fleet to grant legal status to those hearty souls who’ve been plunderin’ the riches of this fine land without no proper papers. As the winds of the Nov. 5 election blow fierce and wild, the Republicans be makin’ a ruckus about illegal immigration, tryin' to hoist their flag high on the mast.

So, as the tides turn and the cannons roar, Miguel and his mates be hopin’ for a fair wind to fill their sails, seekin’ a way to call this land their own, with nary a worry of the law's grim hand. Yarr! Let the treasure of citizenship be within reach for those brave souls who’ve weathered the storms of uncertainty!

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