Arrr, Republicans be tryin' to shanghai 40,000 Arizonans from castin' their votes this November! Blimey, what scallywags!
2024-08-19
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags of the Republican crew be tryin' to shanghai 40,000 landlubbers in Arizona from castin' their votes! They be claimin’ these swabs ain't shown their papers, demandin' the Supreme Court to hoist the anchor on their ballots! A jolly good ruckus, I say!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale from the treacherous waters of Arizona, where the Republican National Committee be hoisting the Jolly Roger against some 40,000 registered voters! Aye, they be callin' fer the Supreme Court to weigh anchor and block these scallywags from settin' foot on the ballot ship come presidential election day.The fine folk of the RNC claim that these landlubbers—ay, those brave souls who dared to register—have been remiss in providin’ proof of their citizenship, like a pirate failin’ to show his treasure map! The Republican lads and lasses, much like a crew lookin' to rid the deck of brigands, be arguin' that these voters ain't fit to cast their ballots. They be sayin' it ain't fair for folks to join the electoral fray without showin' their rightful letters of marque!
So, as the tides of politics rise and fall, the RNC be settin’ sail to the highest court, hopin' to shackle the votes of these 40,000 souls. 'Tis a tempestuous sea of ballots and bickering, and who knows what plunder may await when the dust settles! Arrr, what a hullabaloo in the land of the cactus and the sun!