The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Pro-choice scallywags an' LGBTQ+ mateys be hoistin' their colors 'fore the grand DNC shindig, ye salty sea dogs!"

2024-08-19

Arrr, a scallywag horde o' hundreds be chantin' fer the rights of the fair folk and the bellyaches o' the landlubbers on a fine Sunday eve in Chicago! With Trump’s tower watchin’ like a land shark, they sailed forth to the Union monument, climbin’ like monkeys in the moonlight!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer a tale o’ a raucous mob o’ landlubbers makin’ a ruckus in the heart o’ Chicago, where they be callin’ fer rights fer all—be it the right t’ abort or the right to love whomever they fancy, no matter if they be swabbin’ the deck with a lass or a lad!

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