"Simone Biles be sendin’ a jolly two-word shout whilst the scallywags grumble ‘bout her Packers coat!"
2024-08-19
Arrr, matey! Simone Biles, that agile lass, ain't takin' no guff from them landlubbers in Chicago! She strutted in a Packers' coat at a Bears' brawl, laughin' in the face of scorn! Aye, she be a true pirate of the gymnastics seas, sailin' where she pleases!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a fair lass, Simone Biles, a gold medalist of great renown, who found herself in hot water over a frock most foul! Aye, she donned the colors of the rival Green Bay Packers while cheerin' for her husband's crew, the Chicago Bears, at Soldier Field.Our brave Biles, fresh off a grand escapade at the Summer Olympics in Paris, was there to support her swain, Jonathan Owens, a safety for the Bears. But lo! Social media erupted like a cannon gone awry, with fans callin' for her medals to be tossed into Davy Jones' locker for her sartorial sin. "Stripped of her medals!" they cried, as if she had committed mutiny on the high seas!
But fear not, for the intrepid Simone shrugged off the scallywags’ jeers. She boldly posted a picture of herself in that scandalous jacket, declarin': "Bear down," as if to say, "I fear no man or Packer!" Her hearty husband, Owens, joined in the fun, showerin' her with hearts of blue and orange. Meanwhile, the Packers' crew, revelin' in the merry jest, welcomed her back with open arms. A true tempest in a teapot, me hearties!