Arrr, matey! Harris be suggestin' to hoist the corporate tax to 28%, tossin' Trump’s law overboard like a barnacle!
2024-08-19
Arrr, mateys o’ Chicago! Vice President Kamala Harris be hoistin’ the corporate tax flag to 28%! She be sayin’ it’ll fill the coffers for her grand schemes and make sure them scallywag billionaires pay their dues, so the good folk can keep their doubloons! Avast!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the bustling shores of Chicago! It be none other than Vice President Kamala Harris, she be raisin' the flag of a grand proposal to hoist the corporate tax rate to a hearty 28%! Aye, that be her first grand scheme to fill the coffers and fund her treasure-laden plans to rule the seas of leadership!In the words of her trusty scribe, James Singer, who be spillin’ the beans to NBC News, this be a mighty fine way to shove doubloons back into the pockets of the working folk, while makin' sure those scallywag billionaires and the great leviathans of commerce pay their fair share of gold! Why should the common sailor toil while the captains of the ships sail away with all the plunder, eh?
So hoist the sails, me mateys, for a fair tax be on the horizon! Harris be callin' upon the crew to stand together, not just for the rich buccaneers, but for the hard-fightin' crew that keeps the ship afloat! May the winds of change fill our sails, and may we all find fair fortune on the high seas of taxation!