The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Ye can snag yerself a shiny metal matey like C-3PO fer a mere 16,000 doubloons, savvy?

2024-08-19

Arrr matey! The Unitree G1 be a mighty leap o' tech beyond the H1 scallywag, but beware! It be settin' ye back a pretty penny! Prepare yer treasure chest, for this fine contraption ain't fer the faint of heart, savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Set yer sights on the Unitree G1, a humanoid contraption that be as quick as a ship in full sail and as agile as a monkey on a mast! This peculiar beast, with a head so faceless it’d scare the barnacles off a ship, can be thine for a cool $16,000 doubloons!

Now, this G1 be a fine upgrade from its lumbering predecessor, the H1, which waddled about like a drunken sailor. The G1 be capable of dodging kicks and even flings itself into action like a sprightly sea dog! It can roll from a prone position, scamper up stairs, and even engage in a raucous bout of krav maga—who knew robots could throw down like pirates in a tavern brawl?

But hold yer horses, for it lacks a face and hands—unless ye cough up more coin for some three-fingered appendages that can crack nuts and pop bottles, savvy? With two hours of battery life, this mechanical matey won’t be recharging on its own, unlike a humble Roomba.

Beware, though! This be no plaything for yer wee ones; it comes with a warning that ye should keep a safe distance lest ye be on the receiving end of a robotic shenanigan. So, start saving yer treasures, for by 2025, the G1 might just be a bargain fit for a captain! Arrr!

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