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Arrr, matey! Steve Kerr be makin' a ruckus at the DNC, wishin' to send Trump to Davy Jones' locker, aye!

2024-08-19

Arrr, matey! Steve Kerr be makin’ a raucous claim at the DNC, sayin’ he yearns to unleash Steph Curry's "Night, Night" jig on that scallywag Trump after the vote! Aye, what a merry spectacle it’d be—like a parrot ticklin’ a sea serpent! Avast, let the games begin!

Avast, me hearties! Just days after the Team USA lads snagged their fifth shiny Olympic medal in the sport of hoopin’, the scallywag Steve Kerr took to the stage at the Democratic shindig, right in the heart of Chicago—his old stompin’ grounds as a Bulls player. Aye, he was there to hoist the sails for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz, spoutin’ forth his reasons with a flair for Olympic flair, aye!

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