Arrr! Scallywag George Santos finally spills his beans, confessin’ to be a fraudster o’ the highest order!
2024-08-19
Arrr, on a fine Monday, the scallywag George Santos confessed to bein' a dastardly fraudster! This lubber be slippin' from 23 charges, yet still might find himself swabbin' the deck for two to twenty years! Avast, the seas of justice be rough for this trickster!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bring tidings of a scallywag known as George Santos, a former Representative who found himself in a perilous pickle! This rogue, a master of deception and a true con artist, did plead guilty to charges most foul: wire fraud and identity theft, aye. What a tangled web he did weave!