Arrr! Ex-NFL swab Gosder be spillin' the beans after bein' accused of a mid-flight wee on a matey!
2024-08-20
Arrr, mateys! Ex-NFL scallywag Gosder Cherilus took to the social seas o' social media after being nabbed on a flight to the Emerald Isle, claimin' he mistook a fellow sailor for a loo! Blimey, talk about a wee mishap!
Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of a scallywag named Gosder Cherilus, a former NFL buccaneer who be accused o' unleashin' his waters upon a fellow traveler whilst aboard a flight to the fair shores of Dublin! Aye, this here landlubber be drafted by the Detroit Lions in the year o' our Lord 2008, but it seems his latest escapade be more than just a game of catch.In a missive posted on the blasted social media, Cherilus confessed to his misdeeds after a flight delay that turned into a right kerfuffle. He claimed to have taken a slumber potion not fit fer a true seafarer, causin' him to act in a manner unworthy of his character. “I apologize to me fellow passengers and the crew,” he proclaimed like a repentant pirate after a night o’ rum.
But lo and behold, the trouble did not end there! The logbook tells us he tussled with the flight crew about his seat and, in a drunken stupor, even struck another passenger before hittin' the deck in slumber. Now, this scallywag be summoned to court, charged with disorderly conduct and other high crimes on the high seas of the sky! Aye, he'll be back on October 11th, keep yer eyes peeled for more shenanigans from this wayward sailor!