Arrr, be yer ship a’lookin' ripe for plunder? Spy the sneaky signs those scallywags don’t want ye to catch!
2024-08-20
Ahoy, mateys! Ye savvy scallywag Kurt “CyberGuy” Knutsson be spillin’ the beans on how to tell if yer treasure trove be eye’d by nefarious rogues or lawless scallywags. Keep yer doubloons safe, lest ye find yerself walkin’ the plank o’ misfortune! Arrr!
Ahoy matey! Doth yer humble abode be a prime target for those scallywag burglars? Aye, ye may think these crimes be as random as a ship in a storm, but nay, many be as planned as a cunning captain's raid! In the year 2022, a staggering 673,261 tales of burglary echoed across the seas, thanks to the gallant efforts of the FBI.Now, if ye wish to keep yer treasures safe, heed these signs, or risk bein’ what they call a “soft target.” First, beware the suspicious vessels—err, cars—loiterin’ about. If a rogue be sittin’ in a carriage with no business, it be a sign they be spyin’ on yer habits!
Next, if ye spy them using binoculars or strange instruments, ye best be on high alert! Numerous rogues in a single ship? Aye, that be a fleet! And if a knave knocks on yer door, it may be for mischief or worse. They’re feelin’ out yer defenses!
So, keep a weather eye open, make yer abode as safe as a treasure chest locked tight, and alert the local authorities if ye sense foul play! Stay vigilant, or ye might find yer booty in the hands of a brigand!