Arrr, lookee here! A once loyal matey o’ Trump be spillin’ the beans at the Democrats’ grand shindig! Ha-ha!
2024-08-20
Arrr, mateys! This here Stephanie Grisham, once a parley of Trump’s crew, now be settin’ sail for the Democratic shindig! “I never thought I'd be swabbin' the decks with these scallywags, but Trump be a menace to the seas!” she squawks to the crow's nest of NBC! Avast!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the high seas of politics! It be none other than Stephanie Grisham, the erstwhile press secretary o' that scallywag Donald Trump, stretchin' her sea legs at the Democratic National Convention this week. Aye, who’d have thought a Republican lass would be sharin’ the stage with the Democrats, eh? She be speakin' out against the tyranny of the Trump ship, claimin' she sees the dark waters he be sailin' us into!With a heart full o’ courage, Grisham proclaimed, “I never thought I'd be speakin' at a Democratic convention!” But after bein' up close and personal with the captain himself, she feels the call of duty to warn her fellow sailors ‘bout the perilous journey Trump be chartin'. “The threat he poses to our country be as clear as the North Star on a foggy night!” she be saying, as the tides of public opinion shift like a galleon in a storm.
So, raise yer tankards and toast to this surprising turn o' events! Aye, in the grand theater of politics, even the fiercest pirate can change sides when the winds blow foul! Who knows what other surprises be lurkin’ in the shadows o’ the political seas?