"Avast, matey! Don’t be lettin' them scallywags smish ye, they be fishin' fer yer secrets, arr!"
2024-08-20
Arrr, matey! Smishing be devilish messages tryin' to filch yer secrets! They be trickster scallywags lookin' to plunder yer treasures o' info. Here’s how I thwart their dastardly schemes, savvy? Avast!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of a treacherous scourge known as "smishing," a wicked mishmash o' SMS and phishing! Aye, it may sound as cute as a kitten, but beware, fer it be a danger lurkin' in the depths of yer pocket! Many a sailor, like meself, be fallin' prey to these scallywags who masquerade as long-lost mates, like the sly Diana and the cheeky Mia, claimin' they be knowin' ye from a grand ball or some such event!These deceitful fiends be usin' their unknown numbers, tryin' to charm ye with friendly words, but nay, ye shan't be fooled! Me trusty iPhone 15 Pro Max be alertin' me to their tricks, and I respond with naught but salty retorts! “If ye don’t know me, we’ve nothin’ to discuss!” I bellow, and yet they persist, sendin' photos of fair maidens, all suspiciously similar, and in some boring corner of the world.
But beware, for entertainin’ these rogues can lead ye down a dark path of peril! Reports say these sneaky smishers be causin’ losses in the hundreds of millions! So I say, block 'em, ignore 'em, and keep yer treasure safe, for in the vast sea of communication, it’s best to keep yer ship tight and yer wits even tighter! Arrr!