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Arrr, matey! Anthony Edwards be sayin’ the old sea dogs had no skill! Blimey, what a cheeky scallywag!

2024-08-20

Arrr! Straight from the treasure shores of Paris, the mighty Timberwolf Anthony Edwards be claimin’ that only ol’ Michael Jordan be havin’ the true skill from the days of yore! Aye, me hearties, let’s raise a tankard to this swashbucklin’ basketball banter!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the grand game o' basketball, where one young swab, Anthony Edwards, be makin' waves in this fair time! Fresh off a shiny gold medal from Paris, this lad be claimin' the current era be the finest of all! Aye, he be hittin' the hardwood with a career-high of 25.9 points per game and slammin' dunks that would shake the timbers of even the fiercest ship!

Now, Edwards be sayin' that the days of yore ain't naught compared to today’s skillful scallywags. He even dared to declare that ol' Michael Jordan was the only one with true skill back in the day! Blimey! The likes of Kobe Bryant left folk starin' in awe, but now, says he, every landlubber has skill a-plenty!

But not all be takin' kindly to his jests, as the legendary Isiah Thomas be callin' him out, warnin' that the winds of propaganda be blowin' strong. So, while the debate rages on like a stormy sea, young Edwards sails forth, shootin' a fine 46.7% from the floor! Aye, the future be bright for this lad, but let it be known, the past still holds its weight in gold!

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