Arrr, Steph and Durant be swabbin’ the decks after snaggin’ gold, says young Edward! Aye, what be their secret brew?
2024-08-20
Arrr, matey! Anthony Edwards be tellin’ that he, Kevin Durant, and Steph Curry had to swab the decks for a drug test right after claimin’ the gold! Aye, no jolly celebrations 'til they proved their sea legs be clean! What a barrel o’ laughs, I say!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round for a yarn about the scallywags of the U.S. men’s basketball crew, who sailed to glory at the Paris Olympics, pillagin’ the French with a mighty 98-87 victory! Just as they were ready to hoist their tankards and sing shanties, they were summoned for a drug test quicker than ye can say “yo ho ho!”Young Anthony Edwards was spillin’ the beans on Durant’s podcast, sayin’ he, Durant, and the legendary Steph Curry were stuck takin’ the dreaded test before celebratin’ their gold medal spoils. Edwards lamented, “We couldn’t even revel in the locker room!” Poor Curry was meant to be tested after battlin’ Serbia too, but it seems the sea of bureaucracy kept him afloat!
Curry, the true captain of the ship, fired off a flurry of three-pointers, tallyin’ a whopping 24 points, while the likes of Durant and Edwards were just along for the ride. But alas, it wasn’t all smooth sailin’ for our hero, as his kin faced a ruckus with the law—Aye, even the bravest sailors face storms! So, with a gold medal firmly in hand, Curry be leavin’ the Olympics, likely to return for another high-seas adventure in 2028, if the fates allow! Arrr!