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Arrr! Ye be hearin' that the scallywags in Iran done snuck aboard the Trump ship, hackin' away like bilge rats!

2024-08-20

Ahoy mateys! Top seadogs of intel be spillin' the grog that Iran be the scallywags behind the hackin' o’ Trump’s shipshape campaign! It seems they be plottin' to meddle in the 2024 treasure hunt with their crafty cyber cannons! Avast, what a ruckus!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin’ news from the treacherous seas of cyberspace! It seems the scallywags in Iran be raisin’ their cutlasses and settin’ sail on a most dastardly mission to breach the defenses of none other than former Captain Donald Trump’s ship o’ campaigns!

Aye, the top-brass intelligence officers be confirm’n that Iran be behind this nefarious hackin’ venture, tryin’ to plunder the secrets of not just one, but both political fleets! With the winds of mischief at their backs, it be clear that Tehran be lookin’ to meddle in the grand contest of 2024, like a pirate tryin’ to steal yer treasure right from under yer nose!

Microsoft and Google, those mighty sea-farers of the tech world, had already spotted the tell-tale signs of Iran’s foul play. They spilled the beans, lettin’ all hands know that the crafty lads from Tehran had slipped through the cracks, like a slippery eel in a barrel o’ rum.

So beware, ye brave souls of the political seas! Keep yer eyes peeled and yer passwords locked tighter than a ship’s hold, fer the cyber seas be fraught with tricks and traps, and the Iranians be up to no good! Arrr!

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