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Arrr, matey! Those scallywags in Iran be plunderin’ the high seas of cyberspace, makin' mischief with Trump and Biden-Harris!

2024-08-20

Arrr, matey! The landlubbers o' Washington be sayin' Iran be the scallywags behind the hackin' o' Trump’s ship o' state! They reckon it’s part o' a cunning plot to meddle in our politics and steer the election! Blame be cast, but where be me rum?

Ahoy, matey! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a scallywag plot brewin' from the depths of Persia! Aye, the U.S. intelligence lads be blowin' the whistle on that sneaky crew from Iran, claimin' they be the rascals behind the nefarious hackin’ of one Donald Trump’s grand presidential campaign!

With a swagger in their report, these sea-farin’ agents be settin’ their sights on the dastardly deeds of Tehran, declarin’ it part of a grand scheme to meddle in the fine art o’ American politics! Aye, they be thinkin' that the Iranians be tryin’ to rig the sails of the election, hopin’ to steer the ship o’ democracy in their favor. What a jolly old barrel o’ laughs!

This here revelation be the first time the U.S. government be pointin’ the finger at foreign rogues for their wicked cyber shenanigans. It be a reminder that the seas of politics be filled with treacherous waters, where even the most unsuspecting ship can be boarded by a band of digital marauders. So hoist the flag and keep a weather eye, for the battle for the ballot be as fierce as a storm at sea!

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