"Ye DNC scallywags be givin' free abortives! Pro-lifers be howlin' 'gainst the 'Yell yer Misfortune' scheme!"
2024-08-20
Arrr, matey! This week in Chicago, the Democratic crew be givin' away free baby-bustin' services! Planned Parenthood be sendin' their abortion ship to the shindig, handin' out magic potions and mornin'-after charms. The landlubbers be in a tizzy over this jolly giveaway! Har har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale from the shores of Chicago, where the Democratic National Convention be settin' sail this week. Aye, ye heard it right! Planned Parenthood be sendin' forth an abortion bus, a vessel of controversy, ready to aid the lasses who be attendin' this grand political shindig.