Arrr! The scribe of the Boxing Hall of Fame be sayin' celebrity brawls do naught but fill the pockets!
2024-08-21
Arrr, matey! Al Bernstein, a right clever sea dog of the boxing realm, be sayin' on "The Ricky Cobb Show" that them celebrity fisticuffs do naught but tickle the barnacles off a whale! Aye, they be as useful as a parrot without a squawk!
Arrr, me hearties! Al Bernstein, a wise old sea dog o' the boxing world, be not one fer the foolishness o' celebrity boxing matches! During a parley on "The Ricky Cobb Show," this 73-year-old scallywag shared his thoughts on the impending clash betwixt the fearsome Mike Tyson and the brash Jake Paul.With a rollickin' chuckle, Bernstein be sayin' these matchups mean naught to the grand sport o' boxing—just mere one-offs, he claims! Whether they lure new fans or scare 'em away, he be thinkin' it matters not. If the masses be wantin' it, then it shall continue to sail on the seas of marketability!
Now, Bernstein be no landlubber; he’s been a chronicler of the fight game since the 70s and earned his spot in the International Boxing Hall of Fame! He cast his wary eye upon Tyson, wonderin’ if the old sea dog still has the fire to compete after years in the deep waters. “Let’s just hope all those involved come through unscathed,” he quipped, acknowledging the perils of age in the ring.
So, mark yer calendars, mates! On November 15, the spectacle unfolds at AT&T Stadium, streamed for all ye salty sailors on Netflix! Raise a tankard and prepare fer a show, but don’t be expectin’ any treasures o’ boxing wisdom from this farce!