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Arrr! RFK Jr. ponderin’ jumpin’ ship to sail with Trump, who be willin’ to toss him a matey’s role!

2024-08-21

Arrr, mateys! Independent sea dog Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be ponderin' whether to abandon ship in the 2024 race and sail alongside that rascally Trump! The Trumpster be sayin’ he’d welcome the lad aboard his crew. Choices aplenty, but beware the treacherous waters of politics, savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of political shenanigans on the high seas of 2024! It be none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a brave soul sailing as an independent captain, ponderin' whether to drop anchor in this here presidential race. Word from his trusty first mate be that he’s considerin’ joinin’ forces with the infamous Captain Donald Trump! Aye, it be a curious alliance indeed!

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