Arrr, Biden's hidden cannonball scheme: What be the scuttlebutt on his new treasure map, savvy?
2024-08-20
Ahoy mateys! Captain Biden’s chartin’ a new course in the seas of nuclear might, settin’ his sights on the ever-growing fleet o’ China’s cannons! This secret scroll, known as "Nuclear Employment Guidance," be gettin’ a fresh inkin’ every four years, but ye won’t find it in any digital cove, just a handful o’ parchment! Arrr!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tidings from the high seas of politics! Ye see, Captain Biden, the commander of the ship known as America, has set his sights on the ever-growing treasure trove of nuclear might from the land of the Great Wall—China! Aye, he’s approved changes to a top-secret scroll, the “Nuclear Employment Guidance,” just this past March.This be no ordinary parchment, mind ye! It be updated but once every four years, and it's so classified that even the scallywags of the seven seas can’t catch a glimpse! No electronic copies, ye hear? Only a handful of hard copies, well-guarded like a pirate's finest booty. Seems our Captain be thinkin’ it’s high time to give a hearty nod to the dragon's growing arsenal, lest we find ourselves in a tussle for the treasure of the world!
Aye, the New York Times be spillin' the beans, lettin' us know that this be the first time the good ol' U.S. of A. be pointin' a cannon at China’s nuclear expansion. So hoist the sails and prepare for a new chapter in this grand sea adventure of deterrents and diplomacy, me hearties!