"Arrr, me hearties! Angel Reese be shoutin' fer ye to hoist yer sails and cast yer votes fer the crown!"
2024-08-21
Arrr, mateys! Angel Reese, the shining star of the Chicago Sky, be hollerin’ for ye landlubbers to hoist yer sails and cast yer votes! She be sayin’ this be the treasure we need fer this here election! So, grab yer quills and make yer mark, or face the plank!
Arrr matey, gather 'round for a tale o' the fair lass Angel Reese, a shining star of the Chicago Sky, who be makin' waves in the world o’ the WNBA! When asked 'bout the mighty Vice President Kamala Harris, the Rookie of the Year contender decided to hoist the sails on a different course, callin’ all ye landlubbers to "get out there and vote!" Aye, she be suggestin' that every scallywag take to the polls like a ship to the sea, for the sake of our grand ol’ democracy!Before clashin' with the Phoenix Mercury on the courts, our lass admitted to not bein' well-versed in the political storm brewin' for the upcoming election. "I be not too informed," she confessed, "but I be learnin' as I go!" However, she did raise a toast to the need for ballots, demandin', "We need it!" So hoist the colors high, mates!
Though she kept her thoughts on Harris close to her chest, she showered praise on the illustrious Michelle Obama, who rallied the troops at the DNC, callin' for the election of "good, big-hearted people." Meanwhile, the Golden State Warriors’ captain, Steve Kerr, beellied up to the political bar, speakin’ his mind despite the risks, stirrin' up a tempest 'mongst the crew! So, heed this call, ye merry mates — vote like yer ship be dependin’ on it! Yarrr!