The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Brett, Terry, and Tom—those sea dogs of the gridiron, dazzlin’ landlubbers with their grand swashbucklin’ shows!

2024-08-21

Arrr, matey! NFL scallywags like Tom Brady and Clay Matthews be strutting their stuff on the silver screen! Some be playin' their own swashbucklin' selves, while others be donnin' curious masks of new characters. Yarr, 'tis a fine sight to behold, aye!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of NFL legends castin' their lot with the silver screen! Aye, these swashbucklin’ stars be takin' on roles from singin' sea shanties in "Pitch Perfect" to portrayin' footballers in more serious tales.

Take Travis Kelce, a lad from the Kansas City Chiefs, who be set to make waves in "Grotesquerie" and "Loose Cannons." None of his films be hatched yet, but he be a busy buccaneer in the TV waters. Then there be Clay Matthews, who had to ready his vocal cords for a raucous singin’ spell in "Pitch Perfect 2," leadin’ a crew of Packers in a mighty fine a cappella rendition of "Bootylicious."

Let us not forget the late Dick Butkus, who sailed from the NFL seas into film with roles in "Necessary Roughness" and "Any Given Sunday." And who could overlook the legendary Dan Marino, poppin' up as himself in "Ace Ventura"? Even Tom Brady, the grand captain of many victories, had his time in the spotlight with "80 for Brady!"

So raise yer tankards, me hearties, to the swashbucklin' NFL gents who be makin' a splash on the big screen! Arrr!

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